Battlezone 1

I like to go through all missions on SP and find weird stuff lol.

On the NSDF mission on Europa where you have to steal a Flanker Fighter and go undercover to get info out of the comm tower, (the solo mission), I had cheats on, and sniped out the pilot of the APC at the middle comm tower and got in it. I then sniped out the pilots of Czars also there. I got in all these vehicles so they turned to my offencive units. Next, I Pressed 'K' while in the APC to bring the soldiers out from the APC to attack. Because I had already destroyed things that they may attack, and of course there is no recycler on this mission, they remained stationary and did nothing at all. After this, I drove a Czar at one of the soldiers then I jumped out of it, making the Czar roll into the soldier, making him pilot it.

At this point, you may be thinking, "wow, you can have units on a SOLO mission?". BUT, it's a bit different, the soldier that is now piloting, lol , starts driving the Czar in circles, then strait in 1 direction, then in another, annoyingly it then accidently runs over a soldier, then spins again.

Unfortunatly, you cannot control this Czar, it shows up on the Offensive unit list as if a unit with no pilot would look, darkened.

Scavengers are notorious to me.

I can't count the number of time's i'd be hopping back to my base, and be run over by my own scavenger...

Don't you just hate when that happens? Its like they are getting silent revenge on us for putting them in the 'Pee on' Unit

Here's a tip:

Avoid that situation. Don't let yourself be forced into hopping back to base.

hahaha yeah hopping back to base sucks.

spork ive been taking something from your style in order to avoid that situation: if your ship destroyed, snipe a nearby enemy tank

I tried this too, and I thought it was really cool, until I realized that there are 4 empty howitzers just NW of the factory. You can get inside of one, pilot it up a slope just north of the location onto the plateau, hop out, and repeat. Then you snipe the APC next to the factory, drive it up the same slope, and release. These howitzers are controllable and will follow your every order. I wonder if the programmers set the game up that way.

The guy who pilots the russian howie (cannoneer) is crazy lol
"Iiiiinnnccoooommmiiiiiiiinnnnnggggg!!!"

Yes comrade. The CCA Howitzers love their job just a little bit too much.

Me - "Howie, follow me!"

CCA Howie - "Dildo!"

Me - "WAIT! What did you just say!?!?"

CCA Howie - "Will do!"

Me - "ERROR"

have you ever talked to a nsdf tug. he also say the most cracy things.
Me:Follow me
Tug:Keep your pants on!
Me:...
Tug: Moving
Me:wtf

Rofl yea whenever I hear that I think "umm... yea sure..."

Have you heard the Chinese Armory? "show me daa flowaaa!" The Chinese pilots are strange...

Can't be worse than telling than telling my demotank to get ammo...

"Just bought two tickets to the gunshow, and I'm not given' 'em to ya; I'm goin' with YOUR tickets (laughs, falls asleep.)."

Or giving the Pyro Bomber orders...

"Mrmph!"

He says "SHOW ME DA POWAAA!!!".