Battlezone 1

HOW TO ELIMINATE MAGGERS

Recently I have been annoyed by these skill less maggers .
I want every anti mag player to work with me to solve this problem
This will require teaming up in battlezone deathmatch games . I am assuming command of this task we will need a good strong team one will be specialized in mine stacking the mag . while the others protect the area. As u know that I am a good tanker . just stick with me and u will be safe we will be able to guard mag for once and for all and get rid of this decease .
Team requirements
Make sure u get a vehicle u can fight with .

YES COMRADE! My brilliant scientists have researched and developed the following technology:

1. Heavy BlackDog Tank: Capable of pounding maggers to death in a matter of seconds! Can lay heavy minestacks that do amazingly heavy damage!

2. Heavy Suicide Bomber (AKA Bacon Bomber): Can explode and sacrifice itself to destroy all the maggers in one heavily devastating explosion! The pilot will survive and snipe any magger pilots that managed to eject and avoid death!

3. Super Heavy Turbo Czar: Capable of creating heavily devastating quakes, this tank weighs 500 tons! It usually moves very slow due to its heaviness, but it also has a heavily advanced propulsion system that allows it to keep up with normal tanks if needed. This sudden burst of speed on such a heavy tank will catch the maggers off guard when they try to escape!

4. Heavy Grizzly: This tanks weighs only 300 tons, but it is amazingly heavy for its size. It is capable of heavily shelling maggers with a barrage of heavy MDM mortars as well as devastating quakes of terror!

5. Heavy Bomber: Its heavily long attack range allows it to destroy a magger without being in range of the enemy's heavy mag cannons!

6. 500 Pound Pilot (AKA Heavy Pilot): This is the "Deadly Paper Fan" of General Spork's forces. This is not only the most stealthy unit available, being completely undetectable on radar, but also takes the most patience and skill to master. He only has 3 shots (and no vehicle to reload in) but each shot is capable of instantly killing a magger and stealing their tank. When the maggers are beaten by the heavy pilot, they soon quit in a fit of rage, thereby making this the most painful attacker on the battlefield. Paper cuts hurt. Driving a dual mag tank and getting beat by a pilot is the most embarrassing experience. This is sometimes more effective than the SUPER HEAVY TANK but has been known to backfire from time to time. Heavy pilots often do not snipe from air, conserving their ammo for well-timed shots on maggers with the scope. Once the heavy pilot assassinates a magger and claims their vehicle, it then optionally becomes a heavy magger (see below).

7. Heavy Magger: One of the most devastating blows to a magger's morale is getting beat badly by their own tank after it has been stolen by the heavy pilot!

"See? I can mag too, except I am better at it than you are even though there's nothing to it!"

Taunt them with that a bit, and you have a good chance of making them quit in a fit of boiling rage. Or you just might make them thirsty for revenge, which often causes them to foolishly rush towards you in a fit of rage, as they focus all their attention on shooting you and none of their attention on dodging bullets. This is when they are the most dangerous, because at this point they have no apparent fear of death and you cannot make them retreat by shooting at them. Just destroy them quickly, blocking their shots with Nav Beacons if necessary. If the heavy magger is destroyed, it becomes a heavy pilot again, ready to humiliate its next victim!

Stock vehicles that tend to be excellent against MAGgers:
Czar - Has enough armor to withstand attacks.
Razor - Small and fast enough to dodge most MAG attacks.
Wolverine - Shadower/Hornet storm overwhelms MAGgers. Mine stacks work wonders...
Tusker - Same as wolverine except has MDM.
Golem - Blast Cannon keeps them at range and Heavy armor turns them into an NSDF Gun Tower.

The mag turret
On certain maps this works wonders espically battle arena
1. Get a turret (Bdog or nsdf...Bdog is faster but nsdf has more health)
2. get 2 mag cannons go to a platform that is higher than the surrounding terrain and you cant be seen
from the ground.
3. Deploy in the middle of the hill/platform
4.charge up your mag cannons.
5.wait for the silly magger who sees a turret on radar and thinks easy kill
6.wait for them to go full speed up the side of the hill/platform
7. Hit them in the face once they clear the side of the hill/platform

EX. (from the maggers perspective)\
"Hey look a turret WOOT free kill*heads toward the turret* WOOO-OH HOLY *explosion* *snickering from the turret pilot* "holy sh!t you hacker" *ragequits*

Guess it could work...

I prefer (as long as it's battle arena) climbing up the wall to the raves!

The Model T-Czar99 will be added to this arsenal. Forces of the Cimpirical Swarm are rolling.

YES YES GENERAL SPORK SO MUCH HEAVY knowledge u have comrade!!!!
we will destroy the mag disease for once for all . and the only thing that we can use to stop them Is the super heavy class vehicles… each of them heavy on their own way .
like spork said my super heavy tank is HEAVILY AND SLOW its so slow that the magger has to slow down to match its speed .. that gives a chance for an aggressive heavy dual sp grizzly to take over and rape the s*** out of the magger . and the fat 500 pound pilots have such a steady aim due to their fat !!!!!
AND the explosive bomber which can wipe out a mag squadron. “Friendly deaths are common” but we are willing to take a sacrifice our forces for the limited amounts of maggers out there
AND THEY WILL FEAR THE SUPER HEAVY TANK WHICH MOVES HEAVILY ACROSS THE BATTLEFIELD AT EXTEME HEAVY SPEEDS !!! AND WITHSTAND HEAVY MAG CONDITIONS ~!!


COMRADE WE ARE HAVILY AMAZING !!!!!

COMRADE
U HAVE DONE WELL ON NUMBER #3 !!!!
HEAVILY ACCURATE INDEED!!!

COMRADE A HEAVY PILOT MIGHT SNIPE ONE OF HIS OWN COMRADES JUST TO GET THE DANM JOB DONE ...
AFTER ALL WE ARE AFTER EACH OTHERS DESPOSAL!!!

THE MAGGER SQUADRON HAS SUFFERED HEAVY LOSSES! BUT THE WAR IS NOT OVER! WE WILL CONTINUE TO TORTURE THEM ON THE HEAVY BATTLEFIELD OF PAIN!!!

YES YES COMRADE !!!! WE ARE FAR FROM RUNNING OUT OF HEAVY TANKS AND HEAVY BOMBERS . AS LONG WE HAVE BIOMETAL SUPPLYING US WE WILL BE IMMORTAL TO OUR MAGGY ENEMIES

inb4 1.5 patch

Those maggers will start crying when they find out that magging won't be so easy in 1.5...

SILENCE XGURENX! YOU HAVE GONE AWOL FROM THE BATTLEFIELD OF 1.4! SO NOW IT IS JUST GENERAL GOLEM AND A FEW OTHERS LEFT TO FIGHT THE MAGGERS! I GUESS THE MAGGERS GOT UNDER YOUR SKIN COMRADE. THAT IS THE FIRST SIGN OF DEFEAT, BUT GOLEM AND I ARE TOO DANG HEAVY TO BE DEFEATED BY MAGGERS.

YES YES COMRADE WE ARE SIMPLY TOO DANM HEAVY !!!!!

THEY AREN'T UNDER MY SKIN COMRADE, I MAKE HUGE BASE FOR WHEN MAGGERS ARRIVE IN 1.5! U MAD?