Battlezone 1

You have to ignore the ones who call you a hacker. They're obviously idiots if they think you use hacks.

We were in a strat and you said things don't make sense, and I asked you what exactly doesn't makes sense, and you mentioned that you couldn't cheat.

I mentioned the BZ single player cheats and such, and the fact that I can plow through single player on hard no problem without the cheats.

If you finish single player on hard with no cheats, then you'll be a bit more prepared for online strat. Death match skills can be improved with some DM practice online. If you want to improve on your BZ skills, we're willing to help you.

Yes, you are a BZ newb, but that isn't an insult, it simply means you are new to BZ on the PC.

i bet jens vel sir stratking called you that? my advice: ignore him.

There are people way better than me too, but i dont give up. I lose nearly every game I play, I just need moar training. ;P

We want you in BZ Online. We can always use more players.

I do recommend that you learn to annihilate the computer in the NSDF and CCA campaigns with no cheats.

Start on Easy, then do Normal, then try Hard.

If you find yourself dying a lot in the campaign, save your game every so often so that you don't have to restart from the beginning.

That will be especially helpful for the later missions in the NSDF Campaign if you are playing for the 1st time. I have been mauled many times by the later missions.

(DELETED BY XANA)

XANA,

I would like to see this email, because I can think of no reason why you would ultimately decide to leave on this one email. We want you to stay in Bz. Even the loss of 1 player is significant.

Anyone at first will have difficulty with Online, some get it fast, some don't. You learn at your pace. If there is some noob who calls you a cheater, just realize these things:

1. Jens: calls anyone who beats him a hacker.
2. Team Dummy: Pulls out all the stops to make people leave Bz.

Just don't leave... I don't think this anonymous sender had a good reason to tell you to leave.


BTW: While the account can be "eliminated" the posts cannot. It would ruin all the topics you've posted in, and cause confusion. Anyone who posts here for as much as you have will leave a permanent mark...

please DONT GO STAY WITH MEE


IF U WANTTO BE A SUCESSFUL BATTLEZONE STRATER READ MY CHECK LIST

THIS IS THE CHECKLIST I USE ALL THE TIME EVEN MR.SPOCK HAD A HARD TIME

IF U WANT TO GET TO MORE ADVANCE STATE OF ART
MORE ADVANCE FORCE
PLZ JOIN THE GOLEM RAPE FORCES

REQUIRMENTS
1) MUST HAVE 6000 HULL
2) MUST HAVE DUAL BLAST
3) FEARSOME COMMANDER MIND IS NEEDED
4) ABLE TO MAKE SCRAP UNDER STRESSFUL COMDITIONS LIKE for example (when ur base is under attack ) ( when th snipers are firing at u)
( APCs attacking all the golems and destroying them ) ( losing offensive units one by one ) (under constant atlellary fire)


THIS STRATER GUID EXPIRED WHEN HYPERFIGHTER INVENTED THE NEW TERROR WEOPON BUT !!!! THIS WOEAPON IS NOT GIVEN TO HAL9000 MR,SPOCK SIRSTRATKING

OK FACK SIR STRAT KING CANT STAND A CHANCE AGIANST MY FORCES I DESTROYED HIM LIKE 3 TIMES
I HOPE THIS WILL HELP U BUT DONT LEAVE
SPORRKNATOR IS A GOOD TEACHER HE MADE ME WHO I AM

OK U ARE READY TO DOMINATE
MAKE FIVE SCAVENGERS
MAKE A SILO FAR IN THE SCRAP FIELD
MAKE ARMONY
MAKE DUAL SP FOR TANK
MAKE SATELIGHT !!!! REALLY IMPORTANT (GOOD FOR GOLEM CONTROL )
MAKE SUPPLY AT LEAST 2 ( 1 IS OK TOO )
NOW RAPE THE CONTRUCTOR CONTINUNISLY AND LET SCRAP RAIN FROM THE HEAVENS OF THE SP RAPE ATTACK!!!!AND LET THE SCAVENGERS COLLECT IT

REMEMBER U WILL BE FILLING UP QUICKLY MAKE GOLEMS TO EASE THE RECYLERS OVERLOAD COMPASTICT OF SCRAP
PSOTITION THE GOLEMS
WHATE LIKE THE EEL
WAITE FOR THE VICTIM TO COME LET THEM MAKE GUNTOWERS .
AFTER ORDER THE GOLEM DO A LONG RANGE ATTACK AT THE GUNTOWERS
SAME WIT THE ALTEILLARY DO LONG RANGE ATTACK ( REMMEBER GOLEMS CAN FIRE AWAY 2000 METERS )
GET UR ASS IN THE GOLEM TOO
U WILL PLAY A CRUSAL ROLE INSURING THE SURVIVAL OF THE BASE STAY CLOSE TO SUPPLY AND UR COMRADE GOLEMS THE SAME
IF U ARE IN TRUOBLE UR GOLEMS WILL DO BETTER THAN U CAN TO PROTECT THE BASE .
DESTROY THE ENEMY OUT POST WITH INFINANT NUMBERS OF GOLEMS AND STEAL THEIR SCRAP AND MAKE STORAGE



WARNING THE GAME USUALLY ENDS IN A STALE MATE AND U CAN BE DECLARED A BASE SITTER
U CAN BE CALLED A MOTHER (I'm not very bright, so what?) OR A ASSHOLE OR A SLUT OR A
GOLEM LAND HOLDER
I SAY GOLEM LAND!!!!!!!! COME IN AND GET RAPED !!!!!
ONLY HYPER CAN DO SOME EFFECT TO MEE

FACTS TO USE THIS STRATEGY AND THE ONLY WAY U WILL GET DEFEATED IS IF THERE IS 2 OR 3 ARMIES GOING AGINST U .

FOR ALL THE INSULTS U WILL BE CALLED
I AM NOT RESONSIBLE IF U BZ CARREER IS RUINED GO TALK TO ME AND I WILL ACCUSICATE U ALIVE TO MY HOGS FOR UR PEACE AND GET STAMPEADED WIT HMY GOLEMS

WTF?

GOLEM, you and I both know this strategy is only best effective on 1 map. Other maps I haven't had MUCH difficulty beating you.

I have once again updated this topic. You should read what is left of my top post again.

Thank You!

Golems are fun to crash into and making them spin out of control.

It's even funnier when you push them off a hill