Battlezone 1

Some noob, (71.57.220.9, was it Attack Rat?) was playing under one of my names and acting like a fool. He kept asking for 1 on 1 DM, and so I granted his silly wish by joining his game.

In the lobby, he kept going on about how I won't play him 1 on 1.

This guy is all talk and teamed with Oddball when he was in game today. By the way, that didn't help his score.
We quickly sent Oddball to the bottom of the list:

Oddball left:

Then we owned this moron:

ROFL KILT!

NICE GOLEM USING !!!

Yes, Golems are awesome.

This is the last thing you see before you die:

o__o
ITS WORHT TO DIE
BUT COMRADE THE THEORY MUST BE RIGHT THE ONE WHO CREATED THE GOLEM WILL FALL INTO THE DEATH BY ITS OWN MONSTER WHICH HAS BEEN CREATED BY THEIR OWN SELF

I CAN SEE MY FUTURE IN THAT CRISTAL BALL


( PISSED )

Where did you take that SS anyway Spork?

For that Golem screen shot, I used map editor mode on the playground map, placed a bunch of Golems, and had them all shoot at me with the infinite health cheat active. I pressed CTRL+A to pause at just the right moment, then moved around to get it at the right angle, pressed SHIFT+F5 to have no hud view, then took a screen shot.

And like that, a rare moment, immortalized forever. Pure KILT poetry.