Battlezone 1

Today me and frank were playing a good strat game, it was full til nooby joined.

he had 1000+ ping and was dam near impossible to kill due to it, i asked him to leave till he fixes it he told me i bitch too much.

moments later i am attacked by 2 day wreckers and realize he has built a gun tower array with a hanger and supply outside my base, i had 6 intact tanks and 1 heavly damaged walker. i see him come around the corner in a rocket tank and he quickly runs to my rec and shoots a comet at it (me and a few other tanks are shooting at him but hes taking little damage) i try to shot the comet before it gets to my rec, BUT THE f*** COMET IS WARPING TOO! my rc survives and i realize i need top reset up defenses to survive but before i can even react he had shot a 2nd comet at me and my 7 tanks out.

all this time frank is also seeing what is happening and we team up; many laggy comets later (i had a silo far away so i was still getting scrap) frank managed to kill the mini base outside of mine. frank went off to attack noobys base, i dont know what happened after that as i focused on building my base but i know frank was somehow defeated or RQ.

nooby leaves match but rejoins in a blackdog tank and allies me (i didnt ally back i just made sure i wasn't allied with him). i now have good base defenses upgraded gun towers, 3 cca walkers, and 7 tanks with me, but i hear my base is being attacked with splinters! at first i thought it was a howitzer with splinters, but realize hes in my base and my units wont shoot him, he destroyed all the powers i had for the guntowers and AGAIN i unally him and FINALLY he was being shot at.

he then Glitches his way IN my recycler and is doing major damage, i force my way inside and kill him, he ejects and lands on my rec and is shooting at it (its at 20%). eventually he sinks inside the rec and i kill him.

he leaves and rejoins again, 10 seconds later and he does the same thing.

moments later he and 5 bombers finally kill my base along with the 7 tanks and 3 defensive walkers i had, i told him hes a cheap tard and he again told me i bitch too much.

throughout this entire match i was asking him to leave and eventually i was USING CAPS TELLING HIM TO GTFO for being so cheap, frank was agreeing with me too.

you can say its a tactic but when you abuse your lag,your first 2 moves are day wreckers, spam comets, glitch, rejoin a match 2 times, ally with me so you can get past my defenses, and have the ballz to tell me i bitch too much is called being a cunt.

I wall having LOTS of fun till he showed up...

10$ says i will be called a noob for not using "tactics" on him; tactics don't work when you fire 15 AT rounds and do less then 10% damage on a tank or when they warp ALL OVER THE PLACE.

(note* this was on biometal run)

Two words: Sync On.

sync on causes massive crashes for alot of people

first time i read about that

Sync on has never crashed for me or the other player(s). When it does crash, it's the result of having 800x600 resolution or higher in window mode, or 640x400 in fullscreen. And if it does crash, just retry.

well everytime i try it i get massive crashes like
the black screen of death untill i mange to alt tab into procexp and undo the battlezone.exe

No one's called him a noob yet for not using tactics? Sounds like i'm owed 10 bucks.

Sounds like you met Capt. Dousheba... I mean Cheos.

Capt. "Choes" Chaos using over 1000 ping and build stuff outside opponent's base? That doesn't sound like him, but I could be wrong. Usually he'll announce it's him whenever he decides to leave the game.

"THE GREAT AND POWERFULL AND WONDERFULL CAPT CHOES STRIKES AGAIN"

"CAPT CHOES HAS STRUCK AGAIN!"

"GG, BUT REMEMBER... CAPT CHOES WAS HERE!"

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Choes was in my game 2 mins ago with LoneFox. He didn't have high ping as I know..., but he announced it in the middle of the game and started spawn killing my friend, MeatPie101. Why isn't he banned? Or is that nothing I should care about?
He doesn't hack games right?

Being a clown isn't against the server rules. Spawnkilling, recdiving, and other in-game actions can't be against the server rules because they don't involve hacking the game. So indeed, Capt. Choes is allowed to strike whoever he wants.

It seems he even has a forum account. Hi Choes!