Battlezone 1

3 DMers vs 3 stratters; Bart, DDay & Jester versus HAL, Wowee & me. Game lasted for 2,5 hours, silly DMers kept rejoining to reset their poor score. Bart was crying that it's unfair cause Lou is helping us, it was hilarious. Jester even brought hacks in 3rd rejoin. Was it helpful? Take a look:

WTF? Why don't I ever get a game like that. If I was in that game I would have dominated everybody- I've done it before.

I could beat anyone 1v1 or 1v2.

Especially if Jeff Probst and I are on the same team. When Jeff Probst is in the game he will put on your torch and your flame of life will be put out and and you will be done. Voted off the island. Thanks for playing.

Jeff Probst > Chuck Norris. Jeff Probst can't be reasoned with because he has the snuff to your torch. You have to be careful. The only way to get around him is if you have the immunity idol, which is very hard to get because sometimes you have to win the reward challenges to replenish your body, so you have enough strength to win the immunity challenge. But it's hard to win the immunity idol when you are playing another BZ player who is equally as ambitious. Jeff Probst is the best BZ player of all time. I've played him and beat him, so actually I am the best BZ player of all time. But still below me is Jeff Probst and no one can beat him. As long as you don't do any god damn well stalking we are cool with you.

Also, to get the immunity idol you have to consult and get the wisdom from the Great Eagle Spirit.

- Xtreme