Battlezone 1

I hate 1on1 DM. That's for those with lil brains and strong computers, but Tailspin was persistant so I accepted. I told him after in the lobby let's forget about that game, like it never happend, but he kept saying it was 2on1 and that he didn't really lose. So here's the SS. Spork was hosting, he was just a witness, he didn't fire a shot, although Tail did try to kill him and earn some easy kills.

Tailspin loves to ALT TAB.



Look at his ping!

Tailspin wanted a rematch. He got 1 kill more than the last time.
Well done Tail, you must have been practicing a lot.

Rather than make a new thread, I'll post in this one.

Tailspin was being mouthy and throwing down stupid DM challenges again. I decided I would personally humiliate him in a boring 1 on 1 DM and shut that dirty mouth of his. He said winner would be first to 10 kills.

I gave him 4 choices of what tank I should defeat him with:
Grizzly
BDog Grizzly
Stealth Tank
Czar

He said he didn't care.

So he hosted and picked Europa and picked a Grendel. I picked a Stealth Tank. Results?

OK, so I ejected him 4 times and taunted by telling the score:

He ejected me a couple of times, but I held a clear lead. After every kill I would taunt him 5! 6! 7! 8! I sniped him once and he killed his own empty ship, denying me 1 kill. Notice he has 10 deaths, but I only have 9 kills:

At that point, he left in tears:

Also note that "lag" is no excuse this time, ping was under 100 because I was playing at the library. I used my Red Field a few times in the game. He complained about it "red lol", "lol red again". He kept repeating question "why do you need rf?". I didn't answer, I had my mag charged. Now I will answer...

If you don't care what ship I use, why do you care what weapons I use? Stealth Tank has 3 weapons, not 2. If you accept me using Stealth Tank, you accept all weapons on it, AT-Stabber, MAG Cannon, and Red Field. For the last time, it's called a "Stealth" Tank because of its Red Field, not because of the other 2 weapons.

I returned to the lobby and saw the tears flowing. He then challenged me to beat him in a bomber using only a pilot. Yeah right, good one.

He suggested you fight him with only your sniper rifle, while he comes in his giant bomber.... LMAO! I think you scared him stiff with that, and maybe he's freaking out to that you he might only be able to beat you in a pilot.

why is it that the best DMers are the "stratters who can also DM?"

Because Stratters Rule!

You mean the best BZ'ers, right?

haha yes Spock. thank you for clairifying