Battlezone 1

There's one silly clan in Bz, E clan. It's made out of 4 hackers/tweakers; GenX, Assman (Dopefeind), Jester and Oddball.



Those 4 silly maggers are being slapped every day by stratters, sometimes alone, sometimes together. And I'm not talking about strat, I'm talking about DM. In strat they can't win even when it's 3 vs 1, but as a professional stratter I find it stupid to talk about those games with them as serious strat games. Fighting them in strat is like playing single player on easy, so I'll talk only about DM here.

You all know that I consider DM very silly and bragging about the score even sillier, but with these guys I'll make an exception, because even though I, and the rest of the Bz stratters, are smacking them few times per day, they keep lying about what happened as soon as the game is over. Unbelievable.

I have over 1000 SS of their tears, some are already posted. They have 0. I'll post more every now and then.

Coli 09/25/08

Jester was the only guy from silly E clan, but reaper (Sun Tzu), ·é· reaper wannabe, was helping him. I had help too, a colleague stratter HAL 9000 (Elwood J. Blues). Even though Jester was tweaked as usual (stronger mag, super fast stealth, snipe hack) and reaper ran his windowed 250 FPS, we managed to keep them under us 99% of the game.





At one point, reaper got on second place (only because he was in the game more and had more kills, earned on new players) and then he kicked me.



Later he kicked HAL too, but he rejoined and continued fighting vs 2 of them. I went to grab a snack and when I got back I saw this:

Hal was owning them all alone.



When I joined to equal the teams, Jester couldn't take it anymore so he ran off in the lobby, where is safe. It's ugly to see a man crying, especially a tweaked one.



He did his usual score reset but gave up when I told him that SS is already uploaded.



·é· Hiroshima (assman) was afraid to even join.

I know that I promised more pics of E clan exploding, but the things have changed... E clan fell apart... Oddball retired when he realized that he MAGs worse than most stratters, Genx is back with his JK clan and sits in the lobby most of the time. Kyle started changing his nicks again (every game new nick) and he's fighting mostly alone in that AG Sasquatch so I kinda feel bad when I shoot at him. He's skilled Sasquatch pilot but if you kill him few times he leaves the game so I do it only in self defense.. And Jester, the biggest E mouth, turned his FW on and became FW abuser. I see him on 100 loss in the games. He's too scared to fight.

I'll try to dig some old SS's...

You know what gets me about these e clanners ODDBALL was always a quitter. I knew he would not last at BZ.Jester bans Spock,Hell that shows he is scared of him. Banning a honest player who is not hacked shows your weakness.a Pile of DM'ers is not even close to a real BZ'er. s*** I can DM all day and really accomplish nothing! Hey I killed Jack snipe 32 times woop pee nothing.Get you arse in a real game of strat where you control tanks,minelayers,build things and destroy other bases.Where you have to use quick thinking to get you thru the game. Then you have a reason to sit in lobby and brag. Good Day Silly DM'er

LOL professional maggers , I don't bother even playing them 1v1 or teams again because every time I see their tank I know its tweaked, especially the physics and concussion of Jester's mags. Even with the tweaks, they don't win by a landslide, if they even win the game its by one or two kills, sometimes max of five, nothing to really brag about IMO.

And so another hack clan breaks apart. Somebody pass out the champagne.

Hackers don't deserve 1v1 anymore. For every time they tweak something or hack something. Hmph, pathetic