Battlezone 1

Poor JackFlash...

Has no other excuse than to accuse me of cheating and immediately leave the game. Such hypocrisy! Poor lost guy spends so much time in a stealth tank, it never crossed his mind that rocket tanks are faster than tanks.

The Dark Knight was complaining about me too... I was playing as Capt Choes (Fake choes) and I was using a Razor with minis and tag. He kept accusing me of hacks whenever my teeny scout destroyed his tank. When I destroyed him, usually Firestryker killed me... my score was 6-6 when I checked. Funny people.

Maggers think anyone doing go in a tank other than a mag tank is hacking.

Oldman is mad for some reason. He hosted the next DM game with me blocked. What a clown.


I play 1.5 beta and choose a Golem. Riceje joined with a black dog grizzly and we played a while. I sniped him and stole his tank. He left. Warchild joins, sees that I picked a Golem, and cries hack when he sees me in a tank:

Use your brain next time, you stuttering peacock.

BIG WILLIE... what to say about this clown? Every snipe is a hack to him, and when he hosts, he turns snipe off.

It seems that the Magger group complains the most. Usually, they are running high FPS, but a Razor with Miniguns and TAG can give them a "run for their money." I was kinda surprised that Oldman said he was using a firewall...

YES COMRADE!!!

The Heavy Mag Tank has struck again comrade! This time the host was so mad he kicked me. They kept complaining about my ping, even though it was under 400. Nevermind the fact that OldRhymer was super fast and causing extra lag, and the fact that somebody else had over 2000 ping at the beginning of the game which lowered the bandwidth.

to be fair you were lagging yesterday.
And obiadah is fast too.

I was playing with 0% loss and a stable ping, I wasn't lagging.

That is priceless! ROFL Big time when I saw this.

Yeah, I made a mistake asking for kick to be fixed in 1.5...

Now Hobgobbler can kick me whenever he feels like it.

I guess I don't have room to complain. It's all my fault.

I think the real problem is that he can't handle being sniped.

Its funny now, i'm a pretty good sniper since we moved to 1.5 and i got accussed ealier today of "snipe hacking" for the first time.

I couldn't find a "haters gonna hate" version of Joseph Ducreux, so Derpy Hooves will have to do...

I am goofing around in a turret in last place and "a free kill" can't stop crying. I thought Battlezone 1.5 with its increased security measures would end the crying. Silly me.

Apparently my DSL connection is too fast for him, he's complaining about my "speed".

When I tried to speak to him in the lobby, he wouldn't answer. I wanted him to explain what the problem with my speed is.