Feeling bored and unentertained as usual, I decided to make a topic where I, HyperFighter, and I, and any other things(human) can place there experience of funny strat moments. Here's one of mine.
Strat: HyperFighter and XANA vs. RustyGuns vs. Jazz. HyperFighter's Shopping DAY!!(HyperFighter's View)
It was a standard day of war, XANA went into the scrap refridgerator and told me that we were out of scrap. And that the scavs were hungry(they always had an appetite)Noting this I decided to go to JazzMart. As usual, prices were killer, particularly the tanks.
Luckily I had my Sniping Card to make prices drop. Tho not so much... JazzMart had on sale 2 fully loaded(and rather fat) minelayersa at Nav Beacon 2. So I used my Sniping Card to take away the price tags(pilots). And I went back with one minelayer for scrap for the hungry scavs. Tho I left a mine trail that JazzMart never noticed. Afterwards, the demand for scrap rose again. This time I took the Yellow Mine Road(thank god those mines were mine) I came back for the second minelayer when another Minelayer went to Nav Beacon 2. It was practically begging me to buy it. So I sniped off the price tags and took it. (Man the security here sucked!) After I took the last minelayer, I decided I needed cheaper prices, so I was gonna head for RustyMart, prices were cheaper, but u had to bypass JazzMart, and they were big competitors. However, i decided to get RustyMart products for free. So XANA whispered me somthin.I said out loud somthing completly different " Yes XANA it is good that porn exists!"
Man did he LOL. He then said somthin about watchin somthin on paper view(?????) and said we could use his market for free. (JACKPOT!!!) So I decided to trek to RustyMart, on the way, I got shot, mortared ,and sniped an APC, (WHICH WAS EMPTY!!!!)
With one life left on my credit card, I forged on, And saw a howitzer 30% off. JazzMarts too cheap have sales. And it was a hotrod! So I snipingly persuaded the driver to let me have it and headed back to XANA, but JazzMarts oldass security systems finally turned on(WTF) and I lost that howitzer. And b4 I could get to RustyMart, I lost all the lives on my credit card.
That was my shopping day.
HyperFighter
Post more stories like this if you have some, you're just too good at this. 
